select version, feature
order by version;
0.0 Marketing impressed by early demo.
Demands instant release despite many key
0.1 Crying leading to customers demanding
refunds. Smiling feature implemented to
0.2 Self burping feature implemented to much
rejoicing from female owners.
0.3 Agile methodology adopted for walking and
talking functions. Incremental changes
slowly rolled out over next two years.
0.6 Issues found in release of teeth. Several
days of live bug-fixing follows, causing
misery for all.
0.8 Projectile vomiting bug finally fixed.
2.0 Major release includes significant bugs
in customer co-operation module.
5.0 New team member unhappy with the mess
left from the release of teeth. Drops
all existing code and rewrites from
13.0 Implementation of puberty outsourced to
cheapest provider. Chaos ensues.